Did someone say they had a bad day?

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You see what you like
And how does it feel, one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

National Poker Challenge - Little Rock is up and running!

http://www.npcpoker.com/

National Poker League

Deal 'em

A Memphis-based outfit that promotes poker leagues crafted to avoid anti-gambling laws says it will come to Little Rock -- beginning Saturday in a room on Rodney Parham -- despite the fervently held opinion of the city attorney and prosecuting attorney that no form of poker competition is legal here. For what it's worth, the games aren't played with cash bets. Prizes are drawn from membership fees in the poker circuit. When the sun comes up, I'll try to ask around about this development, which I wrote about in a column last week.

UPDATE: I talked to a representative the poker league. He said, "We know we are under scrutiny. We know we are completely legal. We obviously wouldn't be opening if we didn't think we were completely legal."

The spokesman, Steven Shipowitz, added a wrinkle to my earlier understanding of the operation. He claims anyone who walks in can play, free, without being a subscriber to the National Poker League. The subscription allows players to reserve seats in tournaments on-line and to use a computerized statistical tracking service, but he says it is not required to play if seats are open. It's no different, he argued, than a McDonald's prize giveaway. We'll see, in due course, whether local authorities agree. Shipowitz said the company has local legal counsel prepared to argue there's no probable cause to believe any gambling, as the statute defines it, in this operation.

As I've said before, when the legislature deems video poker and blackjack at race tracks as games of skill, not gambling -- in circumstances where money is clearly put at risk -- it makes it harder to bust operations such as these with a straight face.

The games begin at noon 1 p.m. Saturday at 9101 Rodney Parham (in Ashley Square), Suite 214.

I might have stopped playing after -$150,000

I used to be good at poker.

I remember a time not too long ago when I used to be good at poker. It was a time of sweet honeysuckle fragrances and beautiful meadows full of prancing antelopes. I would watch those antelopes frolicking in the soft breeze and then take them down one by one. BOOM! Freaking idiots. We live in a new world now. A world were I shoot myself in the foot more often that I hit a little Bambi. A world that reeks of rancid butter and broccoli that has been left in the sun too long. More and more I find myself prancing through the summer heat, frolicking in the hot august wind until...BOOM! I am down on the ground trying to figure out how that fucking donkey can hold a shotgun between it's hoofs. I try to get back up and...KABLAM. A puffer fish is standing above me with a blowgun. A bright green dart tipped in purple is sticking out of my neck. I am getting very sleepy. Very sleepy. Next time... Flatline.

I used to be good at poker.

Deputy Dawg says, "I'm a gigantic tool"

What do you do when you sit down at a low limit table, immediately start talking trash and insulting other players, while quickly losing 2 1/2 standard buy-ins with your terrible play? Why, turn around and whip out your "big package", of course! That'll restore your ego.

20,824 to 1 shot

Appearing in the chat box before my Pokerstars SNG started tonight

murph3000: Hello everyone. I wish I could say it has been a pleasure playing.
murph3000: Unfortunately
murph3000: I hate this game
murph3000: and THIS should be my last tourny
murph3000: Good luck!

POSTSCRIPT: I bust murph3000 right smack on the bubble.

brennx77: gg
murph3000 [observer]: No it wasn'
murph3000 [observer]: wasn't at all
brennx77: ok
brennx77: srry then
murph3000 [observer]: that wasn't even fun.

This book did not help me become BIBY champion

Excerpt, from Amazon:

Player 1: Jc 10c
Player 2: Js 10s
Player 3: Ks Qc
Flop: 7s 8c 9s Turn: 10d River Jd

"In this example, Player 1 flopped the Straight, Player 2 made it a haigher Straight on the Turn, and Player 3 made it the Nut Straight on the River; and still, the possibility of Broadway is out there."

Haha. Love the creative mind that came up with Rock Banker for the author's name. And what a sweet poker table. Too bad they screwed up the title.

Hand of the year!

This was in a $10 multi table tournament on FT. About 30 left and I am around 20th I think...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2594981663: $10 + $1 Tournament (19326743), Table 7 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:54:33 ET - 2007/06/06
Seat 1: beaz75 (13,605)
Seat 2: rjdixon619 (9,795)
Seat 3: hanrehan (21,084)
Seat 4: Threez (10,359)
Seat 5: harvilicious (29,474)
Seat 7: Mr Waturi (14,484)
Seat 8: nutz2105 (19,315)
Seat 9: cnort21 (41,527)
beaz75 antes 150
rjdixon619 antes 150
hanrehan antes 150
Threez antes 150
harvilicious antes 150
Mr Waturi antes 150
nutz2105 antes 150
cnort21 antes 150
Mr Waturi posts the small blind of 600
nutz2105 posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Mr Waturi [Ah As]
cnort21 folds
beaz75 folds
rjdixon619 folds
hanrehan raises to 5,400
Threez folds
harvilicious folds
Mr Waturi raises to 13,734
nutz2105 folds
hanrehan calls 8,334
*** FLOP *** [Ad Ac 8h]
Mr Waturi bets 600, and is all in
hanrehan calls 600
Mr Waturi shows [Ah As]
hanrehan shows [3h 3c]
*** TURN *** [Ad Ac 8h] [Td]
hanrehan: lol
*** RIVER *** [Ad Ac 8h Td] [2h]
Mr Waturi shows four of a kind, Aces
hanrehan shows two pair, Aces and Threes
Mr Waturi wins the pot (31,068) with four of a kind, Aces
hanrehan: of course
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31,068 | Rake 0
Board: [Ad Ac 8h Td 2h]
Seat 1: beaz75 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: rjdixon619 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: hanrehan showed [3h 3c] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 4: Threez folded before the Flop
Seat 5: harvilicious (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Mr Waturi (small blind) showed [Ah As] and won (31,068) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: nutz2105 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: cnort21 folded before the Flop


Puts me up to 5th.

Sng Poker

Woohooo!!!!!!! I've moved back down to the $5 sngs and I am finally winning again! I am 4 for my last 5 with 1 1st and 3 seconds. Here is my hand of the day:

PokerStars Game #10031786233: Tournament #50852941, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI
(100/200) - 2007/05/21 - 13:14:43 (ET)
Table '50852941 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: RatNamedTed (6820 in chips)
Seat 6: supercAbz (1800 in chips)
Seat 7: JackT.Coltin (4880 in chips)
RatNamedTed: posts small blind 100
supercAbz: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RatNamedTed [Td 7d]
JackT.Coltin: folds
RatNamedTed: calls 100
supercAbz: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c 5h Kd]
RatNamedTed: bets 300
supercAbz: calls 300
*** TURN *** [3c 5h Kd] [Ad]
RatNamedTed: bets 800
supercAbz: raises 500 to 1300 and is all-in
RatNamedTed: calls 500
*** RIVER *** [3c 5h Kd Ad] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RatNamedTed: shows [Td 7d] (a pair of Aces)
supercAbz: shows [4s 6c] (a pair of Aces - lower kicker)
RatNamedTed collected 3600 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3600 | Rake 0
Board [3c 5h Kd Ad Ah]
Seat 1: RatNamedTed (small blind) showed [Td 7d] and won (3600) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: supercAbz (big blind) showed [4s 6c] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 7: JackT.Coltin (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Maybe My Greatest Comeback Ever.....

$20 + $2 Sit & Go (16086060), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:13:50 ET - 2007/04/05
Seat 1: champsox (5,975)
Seat 3: pjtex (7,480)
Seat 5: Danger Q (45)
Danger Q posts the small blind of 45, and is all in
champsox posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Danger Q [3s Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ac Ah 9c] [7c]
champsox bets 200
pjtex calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
champsox shows [6c Kd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
pjtex mucks
champsox wins the side pot (710) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Danger Q shows [3s Kh] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Danger Q ties for the main pot (68) with two pair, Aces and Kings
champsox ties for the main pot (67) with two pair, Aces and Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 845 Main pot 135. Side pot 710. | Rake 0
Board: [Ks Ac Ah 9c 7c]
Seat 1: champsox (big blind) showed [6c Kd] and won (777) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: pjtex (button) mucked [2s 2h] - two pair, Aces and Twos
Seat 5: Danger Q (small blind) showed [3s Kh] and won (68) with two pair, Aces and Kings

to

Table 1 - 150/300 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:28:10 ET - 2007/04/05
Seat 3: pjtex (6,532)
Seat 5: Danger Q (6,968)
Danger Q posts the small blind of 150
pjtex posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Danger Q [Tc Ah]
Danger Q raises to 900
pjtex calls 600
*** FLOP *** [Td 7s Kh]
pjtex bets 5,632, and is all in
Danger Q calls 5,632
pjtex shows [6h 7h]
Danger Q shows [Tc Ah]
*** TURN *** [Td 7s Kh] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Td 7s Kh Th] [Qc]
pjtex shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
Danger Q shows three of a kind, Tens
Danger Q wins the pot (13,064) with three of a kind, Tens
champsox (Observer): unreal win
pjtex stands up
Danger Q stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,064 | Rake 0
Board: [Td 7s Kh Th Qc]
Seat 3: pjtex (big blind) showed [6h 7h] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 5: Danger Q (small blind) showed [Tc Ah] and won (13,064) with three of a kind, Tens

New Full Tilt Layouts

1 of 4 tables layouts...

Victory is mine

I don't remember making any great plays. I remember making a very bad one by trying to check raise bluff Stogie. I know I caught good cards at the right time, especially when it got down to the last three.

How long have we been playing this silly game?

Like, when did we start?

Um....

Best effort to distract the other players I've ever seen. (better click the pic to see larger version)

I Hate Poker

It's time for my monthly I hate poker post. That's it. This game sucks balls.

player dathaman (PokerStars)

Holy crap. We have a new winner. 1,594 games played and a ROI of -40% gets you this:

Player 1luckymfr (Full Tilt)

At least you're not this guy. He continues to lose money from when I first encountered him at -$2500...

"Because I Beat You" Poker Club - Merchandise!

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(If you want your name on the back...that can be arranged.)



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Ain't YouTube Great! - Matusow vs. Juanda

This game sucks

Why do I torture myself playing this game? All poker is rigged anyway. Online, live, it doesn't really matter. There is some force in the universe that has decided over the last few months that I must lose at all costs. This force can bite me. I will not let it control my life. I will let my obsession with proving this force wrong control my life. Poker sucks, but I will show poker who is the boss... or I will die trying. Say something nice about me at the funeral, guys.

Poker Night with Ryan Brandybuck

Gotta Love Poker Night!