Sunday, December 31, 2006
Wheeeee!
Getting Hand History Information...----------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #38245833-1 at TurboSnG-7305a (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)Started at 01/Jan/07 00:24:53
keith4 is at seat 0 with 1500.
pktrok is at seat 1 with 1500.
Sarhilla is at seat 2 with 1500.
SkyMike is at seat 3 with 1500.
Spike_Dog57 is at seat 4 with 1500.
Hassenfeffer is at seat 5 with 1500.
Po_King is at seat 6 with 1500.
Snowburner1 is at seat 7 with 1500.
chainsaw24 is at seat 8 with 1500.
ChiefAA is at seat 9 with 1500.
The button is at seat 4.
Hassenfeffer posts the small blind of 10.
Po_King posts the big blind of 20.
keith4: -- --
pktrok: -- --
Sarhilla: -- --
SkyMike: -- --
Spike_Dog57: -- --
Hassenfeffer: 7h 4h
Po_King: -- --
Snowburner1: -- --
chainsaw24: -- --
ChiefAA: -- --
Pre-flop:
Snowburner1 folds.
chainsaw24 raises to 40.
ChiefAA folds.
keith4 calls.
pktrok folds.
Sarhilla folds.
SkyMike calls.
Spike_Dog57 folds.
Hassenfeffer calls. I really have to be getting odds, right?
Po_King calls.
Flop (board: 8h 6c 5c): YUMMY
Hassenfeffer checks.
Po_King bets 20.
chainsaw24 calls.
keith4 raises to 105. IT IS AS THOUGH YOU READ MY MIND!
SkyMike folds.
Hassenfeffer re-raises to 555.
Po_King calls.
chainsaw24 folds.
keith4 goes all-in for 1460.
Hassenfeffer goes all-in for 1460.
Po_King folds.
Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:
keith4 shows 5s 5d.
Hassenfeffer shows 7h 4h.
Turn (board: 8h 6c 5c 2c): (no action in this round)
River (board: 8h 6c 5c 2c Kc): (no action in this round)
Showdown: keith4 has 5s 5d 8h 5c Kc: three fives.
Hassenfeffer has 7h 4h 8h 6c 5c: straight, eight high.
Hand #38245833-1 Summary: No rake is taken for this hand. Hassenfeffer wins 3695 with straight, eight high.----------------------------------------------------------------
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Because we're EVIL
"Online players have preyed on casual, less skilled players.
"I make money off of the idiots who watch one poker tournament on ESPN2, borrow their mom's credit card, and tank $100 over the course of 10 minutes," said EVPlus, a blogger on MySpace who describes himself as a 30-year-old male from Pittsburgh. He did not respond to e-mails."
Um... wow, I didn't realize my winning at online poker meant I was preying on poor innocents. I feel so bad now. Is this how Roger Clemens feels after striking out Neifi Perez yet again? Evil bastard.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
The NEW Law
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
The Law (post #100!)
Arkansas Code § 5-66-112
Various card games; illegality
If any person shall be guilty of betting any money or any valuable thing on any game of brag, bluff, poker, seven-up, three-up, twenty-one, vingt-et-un, thirteen cards, the odd trick, forty-five, whist, or at any other game at cards, known by any name now known to the law, or with any other or new name or without any name, he shall, on conviction, be fined in any sum not less than ten dollars ($10.00) nor more than twenty-five dollars ($25.00).
Friday, September 15, 2006
Republicans are better poker players?
"The best player I have run into, whom I shall call X to avoid offending Christian right donors to his think tank, is a Republican. X, who played in a Capitol Hill game where the big winner would often be in the $7,000-plus range, used to make so much money that he could have given up his day job. Why was he so successful? Republicans are much less risk-averse than Democrats, and taking risks is crucial to poker. Howard Baker noted that Ronald Reagan's 1981 tax cut was a "riverboat gamble." The GOP has consistently demonstrated a willingness to risk high deficits, especially to cut taxes that fall on their biggest donors. The party advocating preemptive war is not likely to be cowed by a big bet. Democrats, conversely, are the party of risk-aversion -- supportive of the safety net, opposed to new weapons systems, and sympathetic to protective trade policies. They are less able to tolerate the tension and uncertainty of a game in which a week's salary--or more--can be won or lost in a single hand...
A bachelor until late middle age, X got married a few years ago, and, more recently, he became a father. These joyous events have made him happy. They have also killed his poker game...."
linky
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #4
I got in trouble when I limped with A2s and called a raise behind me. Flop came AQ2 rainbow and I capped on the flop. He slowed down on the turn for no reason I could see, just calling my bet. We both checked the river and he turns over QQ for a set. I need some sort of rule for playing 2 pair because it seems to screw me over more often than even tptk. Any suggestions?
Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #3.1
AKs, AQs, AJs - Raise
A10s, A9s - Limp
A8s and lower - fold
Now, if you're going to fold A8s, shouldn't you fold A9s? If you're going to play A9s, shouldn't you play Axs?
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #3
Thursday, September 07, 2006
Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #2
Won $.16 + $1.54 bonus for a total gain of $1.70.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #1.2
Hand #34294923-31558 at Bogalusa ($.05/$.10 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBetStarted at 06/Sep/06 23:50:12 ohiodean is at seat 1 with $.76. mad_e is at seat 2 with $4.25. Bassman59 is at seat 3 with $3.09. jimmyyjoe is at seat 4 with $5.17. Hassenfeffer is at seat 5 with $6.03. aussiebattler is at seat 6 with $9.06. bighamsternek is at seat 7 with $10.37. Juxtaposa is at seat 8 with $5.60. wopperlady is at seat 9 with $5.22. The button is at seat 9. ohiodean posts the small blind of $.02. mad_e posts the big blind of $.05.
ohiodean: -- -- mad_e: -- -- Bassman59: -- -- jimmyyjoe: -- -- Hassenfeffer: Ah Ks aussiebattler: -- -- bighamsternek: -- -- Juxtaposa: -- -- wopperlady: -- --
Pre-flop: Bassman59 folds. jimmyyjoe folds. Hassenfeffer raises to $.10. aussiebattler folds. bighamsternek folds. Juxtaposa folds. wopperlady folds. ohiodean folds. mad_e calls.
Flop (board: 4h 5c 5s): [I bet because I think I am ahead]
mad_e checks. Hassenfeffer bets $.05. mad_e calls.
Turn (board: 4h 5c 5s 3c):
mad_e checks. Hassenfeffer bets $.10. mad_e calls. [If he has 67, maybe I will find out. but the check-call seems weak.]
River (board: 4h 5c 5s 3c 4d):
mad_e checks. Hassenfeffer checks. [What would you do here?]
Showdown: mad_e shows 7s 9s. [oh, he needed a 6] mad_e has 9s 4h 5c 5s 4d: two pair, fives and fours. Hassenfeffer shows Ah Ks. Hassenfeffer has Ah 4h 5c 5s 4d: two pair, fives and fours, ace kicker.
Hand #34294923-31558 Summary: $.02 is raked from a pot of $.52. Hassenfeffer wins $.50 with two pair, fives and fours.
[Thanks for playing "buddy"]
Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #1.1
Hand #34294923-31532 at Bogalusa ($.05/$.10 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBetStarted at 06/Sep/06 23:28:16
pfb8888 is at seat 0 with $4.59.
ohiodean is at seat 1 with $1.20.
mad_e is at seat 2 with $3.95.
Bassman59 is at seat 3 with $5.16.
jimmyyjoe is at seat 4 with $5.09.
Hassenfeffer is at seat 5 with $4.88.
aussiebattler is at seat 6 with $8.08.
bighamsternek is at seat 7 with $12.26.
Juxtaposa is at seat 8 with $5.92.
wopperlady is at seat 9 with $3.42.
The button is at seat 3.
jimmyyjoe posts the small blind of $.02.
Hassenfeffer posts the big blind of $.05.
pfb8888: -- -- ohiodean: -- -- mad_e: -- -- Bassman59: -- -- jimmyyjoe: -- -- Hassenfeffer: Qd As aussiebattler: -- -- bighamsternek: -- -- Juxtaposa: -- -- wopperlady: -- --
Pre-flop: aussiebattler folds. bighamsternek calls. Juxtaposa folds. wopperlady folds. pfb8888 folds. ohiodean calls. mad_e calls. Bassman59 folds. jimmyyjoe folds. Hassenfeffer raises to $.10. bighamsternek calls. ohiodean calls. mad_e calls.
[No one is going to fold to my bet here. they will have the odss to call. Bbut I have big cards and can assume I have the best hand at this point. That alone seems reason enough to get more money into the pot. So, would you do this?]
Flop (board: 7h 6c 8s):
Hassenfeffer bets $.05. [Did that hit anyone?] bighamsternek calls. ohiodean folds. mad_e calls.
Turn (board: 7h 6c 8s Qh): [This hand is mine.]
Hassenfeffer bets $.10. bighamsternek calls. mad_e calls.
River (board: 7h 6c 8s Qh Ks):
Hassenfeffer checks. [Maybe one of these yahoos called me down with K8 or some crap like that?] bighamsternek checks. mad_e checks.
Showdown: Hassenfeffer shows Qd As. Hassenfeffer has Qd As 8s Qh Ks: a pair of queens. bighamsternek mucks cards. (bighamsternek has 4c 3c.) mad_e mucks cards. (mad_e has 9s Ac.)
Hand #34294923-31532 Summary: $.04 is raked from a pot of $.87. Hassenfeffer wins $.83 with a pair of queens.
[Goody, I win. Comments?]
Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #1
Over the next 1.5 hrs I took my $5 to $6.55 and cleared $.94 of bonus.
Dealt 104 hands
Saw 22 flops
Won 9 hands
Of the hands I won, I won 86% of them on the river. I pretty mush had to show down the best cards. People were paying me off with some awful hands on their part. I have 3 new "buddies" to follow.
I did note that I did not check raise the entire time. Lee Jones says it is an important way to get more money into the pot if you have ahuge hand. I'm not sure I missed any check raising opportunites. It seems like I was mostly up against calling stations. I'll post a few hands later.
Total winnings + bonus for night = $3.34
Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #0
Also, I am reading the Lee Jones book on limit holdem and I may comment from time to time.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Take that vile cards!
Seriously, I hope everyone had a good time Sunday night. We'll do it again next time I win a big score. I estimate that to be between three and seven years from now. Be prepared!
Friday, August 18, 2006
Do we still play poker?
Lets start the ball rolling with a discussion. KQoff: playable or no? I say in early position NEVER. In mid or late I will position raise with it, but will most likely fold any other time. KQoff can get you into some serious trouble and will more likely lose a big pot for you than win one.
Let's hear and argument, Danger. Do it. Come on. Do it. Yeah, Do it.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Why are WE the ass-backwards country?
Bill Is Designed to Stop Flow of Money to Online Poker Rooms and Casinos
The United States House of Representatives today approved a bill that would prevent credit card companies and financial institutions from working with online casinos and cardrooms in an effort to stop online gambling.
The Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act, which passed by a vote of 317-93, would also give authorities the right to work with Internet providers to block access to gambling-related websites.
The bill will now go to the Senate, where it should face a tougher time being approved. The White House said it supports the bill.
If this bill makes it into a law, it would prohibit credit card companies from collecting money for casinos and would force financial institutions to work with law-enforcement agencies to stop money from being transferred to online gaming sites.
Virginia Rep. Bob Goodlatte, who sponsored the bill along with fellow Republican Jim Leach, called online gambling “a scourge on our society” on the House floor today, and also repeatedly mentioned the name of Jack Abramoff, the disgraced lobbyist who pleaded guilty in January to various crimes, including bribery, he committed while representing several Indian casinos.
Goodlatte said the bill would help stop the “moral decline” that he claims is now occurring in America. He also claims that online casinos are really fronts for money launderers and that online gambling undermines families and threatens states’ abilities to enforce their own laws.
He says this despite the fact that several online poker sites are traded publicly, including PartyGaming (PartyPoker.com’s parent company), 888.com, Sportingbet (which owns ParadisePoker.com), and Empire Online.
He also sticks by his claims despite the fact that several dozen countries, including the United Kingdom, allows, regulate, and tax online gambling.
The bill does have its critics. Democrat Rep. Barney Frank warned during today’s debate that the bill is a violation of individuals’ rights. “What kind of social, cultural authoritarianism are we practicing here?” Frank asked. “I think (the bill) is a great infringement on liberty. When it comes to an individual decision on how to spend your own time and money, that's not my position. That’s not my business. I am skeptical of people who want to protect people from themselves.”
The online industry recently got a cautious boost of support from the American Gaming Association. The AGA is encouraging lawmakers to explore ways to make online wagering legal, taxable, and regulated. All major casino chains are members of the AGA.
Card Player Magazine and CardPlayer.com encourage readers to fight to save online poker by joining one of several grassroots organizations that are working to make online poker legal. Card Player has supported letter-writing campaigns and our legal expert, Allyn Jaffrey Shulman, has kept a close watch on this issue. Click here for her archives and click here for her comprehensive analysis of the Internet Prohibition Act, which this current bill is based on. And be sure to stay tuned to CardPlayer.com to read updates pertaining to this issue.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Yeah, I'm talking to YOU, you degenerate loser
"There are no needle marks. There's no alcohol on the breath. You just click the mouse and lose your house," he said.
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
Congrats Danger
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Quantum musings
I wonder if somewhere in this particular world there does exist such a poker player. If we knew there did exist such a person, that would be good proof that this interpretation of quantum is correct. I think. Of course, I was a sociology major.
More to come if no one else starts posting.
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
I take bad beats, then I give them.
$0.50/$1.00 NL Hold Em
Dealt to lrlr: Qc Qs
Size17s: folds
Thekid: folds
Isabella: calls $1.00
hawfan: folds
armyterp: folds
ccbraves: calls $1.00
Joepeezy: folds
lrlr: calls $0.50 (no, this would not be my normal play...)
devil_doc: checks
Flop: 8c Ts 4c
lrlr: bets $4.00
devil_doc: folds
Isabella: raises to $12.00
ccbraves: folds
lrlr: calls $8.00
Turn: Qd
lrlr: checks
Isabella: bets $22.00
lrlr: raises to $44.00
Isabella: all-in to $67.11
lrlr: calls $23.11
pot size: $162.22
River: Jd
lrlr shows Qc Qs, 3 Queens
Isabella shows 8s 8h, 3 Eights
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
My legacy has begun...
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:bIrU2QtpqvEJ:impleader.com/2005/12/+Mr+Waturi+poker&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=7&client=firefox-a
http://forum.absolutepoker.com/viewtopic.php?t=1526
Monday, May 22, 2006
@#!* POKER!!
leftyspop calls. OGCane folds. goblues39 folds.
Wyscan folds. KennyMc45 folds. pastateke calls.
MarilynD calls. bill4x calls. Danger Q checks.
Flop (board: 9c 9h 2h):
bill4x bets 20. Danger Q calls. leftyspop folds.
pastateke folds. MarilynD raises to 180. bill4x
re-raises to 660. Danger Q calls. MarilynD folds.
Turn (board: 9c 9h 2h 8h):
bill4x goes all-in for 580. Danger Q calls.
Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:
bill4x shows 8d 8c.
Danger Q shows 2s 2c.
River (board: 9c 9h 2h 8h 3c):
(no action in this round)
Showdown:
bill4x has 8d 8c 9c 9h 8h: full house, eights full of nines.
Danger Q has 2s 2c 9c 9h 2h: full house, deuces full of nines.
Hand #32011787-11 Summary:
No rake is taken for this hand.
bill4x wins 2760 with full house, eights full of nines.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Lookie what I folded preflop
selpams: -- --
got2golf: -- --
dirty_abe: -- --
Pre-flop:
dirty_abe calls. Danger Q folds. selpams calls.
got2golf checks.
Flop (board: Jh Th 9h):
selpams checks. got2golf bets 100. dirty_abe calls.
selpams folds.
Turn (board: Jh Th 9h 8c):
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Saturday, May 06, 2006
I just took a swig of coke, partially missed my mouth and dribbled soda off my chin and onto my newborn son's head.
(but first, what's up with this bizarro warning from Party Poker in my hand history email?: These hand histories are provided to you as an aid for your training and development. You are not permitted to share them with anyone. We reserve the right to cease providing them or apply further restrictions at any time.)
***** Hand History for Game 4204732714 *****
Tournament 23190546) - Sun May 07 00:22:45 EDT 2006
Table Gin & Platonic (Real Money) -- Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 3: lrlr1 (2864)
Seat 4: nursedonna1 (12036)
Seat 9: Jgibber1 (5100)
lrlr1 posts small blind (100)
nursedonna1 posts big blind (200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to lrlr1 [ Ah, As ]
Jgibber1 folds.
lrlr1 calls (100)
nursedonna1 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Ad, Th, Js ]
lrlr1 bets (200)
nursedonna1 raises (400) to 400
lrlr1 raises (400) to 600
nursedonna1 calls (200)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ac ]
lrlr1 bets (200)
nursedonna1 calls (200)
** Dealing River ** : [ 6h ]
lrlr1 bets (1864)
lrlr1 is all-In.
nursedonna1 calls (1864)
Creating Main Pot with $5728 with lrlr1
** Summary **
Main Pot: 5728 |
Board: [ Ad Th Js Ac 6h ]
lrlr1 balance 5728, bet 2864, collected 5728, net +2864
[ Ah As ] [ four of a kind, aces -- Ah,As,Ad,Ac,Js ]
nursedonna1 balance 9172, lost 2864
[ Jc 5h ] [ two pairs, aces and jacks -- Ad,Ac,Jc,Js,Th ]
Jgibber1 balance 5100, didn't bet (folded)
Friday, May 05, 2006
Poker = Sex Offender
In Washington State, Online Poker Players Equal to Sex Offenders
Posted May 5th 2006 3:15PM by Wil Wheaton
Filed under: Legal Issues
So if you're a resident of Washington state, and you've been enjoying the freedom to play online poker in the privacy of your own home, your state Senate just decided to take that freedom away from you.
And if the prohibition wasn't bad enough, the genius Senate, which passed the bill unanimously, decided to make Internet gaming a Class C Felony, which carries a punishment of up to ten years in prison, and puts online poker players in the same class as registered sex offenders. That is just brilliant. Can anyone else smell the creeping facism? What will Washington state lawmakers decide to make illegal in your own home next?
Unlike most of this completely intrusive, totally unecessary anti-gaming legislation that's recently been pushed at the federal level by Republicans, the Washington bill was introduced by a Democrat, State Senator Margarita Prentice. The bill passed the House 93-5, proving that not everyone in Washington's state government is totally insane, but was fast-tracked and signed into law by Democrat Governor Christine Gregoire. The law will take effect on June 7th.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Celebrity Poker Showdown
ALL NEW TOURNAMENT PREMIERES WEDNESDAY, MAY 31 AT 9:00 – 11:00 PM, ET/PT
NEW YORK -– May 1, 2006 -– Bravo's original series "Celebrity Poker Showdown" premieres its eighth season in a new city, with a new host, and a brand new crop of celebrities ready to go 'all in' for a game of high stakes Texas Hold 'Em. Nine-time World Series of Poker winner Phil Hellmuth joins host Dave Foley and provides colorful commentary and insight into the poker hands played by guest celebrities Christopher Meloni, Jason Alexander, Macy Gray, Jorge Garcia, Fred Savage, Jennifer Tilly and Michael Ian Black. They each compete for a one million dollar prize pool to be donated to Hurricane Katrina charities. New season premieres Wednesday, May 31st (9:00 – 11:00pm, ET/PT).
Bravo also throws a wild card into the deck with the addition of BravoTV.com's online poker tournament winner, Ida Siconolfi, to the table. A San Jose native and stay at home mom with two sons, Siconolfi won her seat on "Celebrity Poker Showdown" by beating out thousands of fierce competitors during BravoTV.com's popular online poker tournament. To date, the "Celebrity Poker Showdown" web page has set new records of over 80 million page views and over 120,000 registered players.
The celebrity line-up of players for the season eight tournament are:
Game 1 – Premieres Wednesday, May 31st at 9:00pm, ET/PT
Greg Behrendt, Andrea Martin, Kim Coles, Michael Ian Black and Jorge Garcia
Game 2 – Premieres Wednesday, June 7th at 9:00pm, ET/PT
Bryan Cranston, Jamie Bamber, Jason Alexander, Susie Essman and Kevin Sorbo
Game 3 – Premieres Wednesday, June 14th at 9:00pm, ET/PT
Fred Savage, Jennifer Tilly, Brett Butler, online tournament winner Ida Siconolfi and Doug E. Doug
Game 4 – Premieres Wednesday, June 21st at 9:00pm, ET/PT
Mario Cantone, Jenna Fischer, Rocco Dispirito, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key
Game 5 – Premieres Wednesday, Jun 28th at 9:00pm, ET/PT
Christopher Meloni, Joy Behar, Andy Dick, Macy Gray and Robin Tunney
The Championship Game – Premieres Wednesday, July 5th at 9:00pm/et
Bravo will be partnering with Harrah's Entertainment to make Harrah's the new official casino of "Celebrity Poker Showdown." For the all-new season, "Celebrity Poker Showdown" will be filmed at Harrah's New Orleans. The land-based casino closed shortly before Hurricane Katrina made landfall near the city on August 29. The building sustained storm damage, and was used by first responders as a base of operations in the days following the storm. Repairs to the facility have been completed and the casino re-opened on February 17.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Just When I Think I'm Out.........
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Sunday, April 16, 2006
Is Poker Losing Its First Flush?
NEXT month, Fox Broadcasting plans to introduce "Poker Dome Challenge," a live television show that will be broadcast from inside the Neonopolis, a shopping mall just down the block from Binion's, the gleefully bawdy casino where high-stakes poker started here more than 50 years ago.......................
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
It takes one to beat one
I win the tournament.
I end up staying up an hour later than I had planned in order to win a 50 cent tournament. Guess what I won? An entry into Tuesday night's $5 tournament. Of course there are over 1,000 people registered for this tournament compared to last nights 40 people. Still, I think I can do it. If I get lucky I can finish 107th and take down $6.63! That is a return of over 1000% on my original investment! Woohoo! Wish me luck.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
I am beginning to regret ever playing in the first place
perenti98 is at seat 0 with $60.50.
tillikka is at seat 1 with $3.35.
td929 is at seat 2 with $46.90.
SgtDuB is at seat 3 with $38.45.
Dabomb9981 is at seat 4 with $48.15.
Wrangler39 is at seat 5 with $53.60.
iceman6977 is at seat 6 with $31.60.
RAD99 is at seat 7 with $55.10.
benkev is at seat 8 with $1.25.
Mr Waturi is at seat 9 with $39.75.
The button is at seat 8.
Mr Waturi posts the small blind of $.25.
perenti98 posts the big blind of $.50.
perenti98: -- --tillikka: -- --td929: -- --SgtDuB: -- --Dabomb9981: -- --Wrangler39: -- --iceman6977: -- --RAD99: -- --benkev: -- --Mr Waturi: Tc Ts
Pre-flop:
tillikka folds. td929 folds. SgtDuB folds.Dabomb9981 folds. Wrangler39 raises to $1.iceman6977 re-raises to $1.50. RAD99 folds. benkevfolds. Mr Waturi calls. perenti98 folds.Wrangler39 calls.
Flop (board: 4d Td 7s):
Mr Waturi checks. Wrangler39 checks. iceman6977bets $.50. Mr Waturi calls. Wrangler39 calls.
Turn (board: 4d Td 7s Jc):
Mr Waturi checks. Wrangler39 checks. iceman6977checks. (Ok, so thi was a terrible check I realize. I was hoping someone would bet so I could raise)
River (board: 4d Td 7s Jc Ks):
Mr Waturi checks. Wrangler39 checks. iceman6977bets $1. Mr Waturi raises to $2. Wrangler39 folds.iceman6977 re-raises to $3. Mr Waturi calls.
Showdown:
iceman6977 shows Ad Qh.iceman6977 has Ad Qh Td Jc Ks: straight, ace high.
Mr Waturi mucks cards.(Mr Waturi has Tc Ts.)
Hand #30825114-147 Summary:
$.60 is raked from a pot of $12.50.iceman6977 wins $11.90 with straight, ace high.
________
moiraine57 is at seat 0 with $37.85.
Mr Waturi is at seat 1 with $41.45.
Seven_of_Cups is at seat 2 with $49.50.
chekdastak is at seat 3 with $25.50.
rhyswaters is at seat 4 with $19.90.
RAD99 is at seat 5 with $60.70.
rm34r6 is at seat 6 with $35.65.
mtgtristen is at seat 7 with $21.35.
FDizzles is at seat 8 with $39.65.
magicfingers4 is at seat 9 with $32.65.
The button is at seat 1.
Seven_of_Cups posts the small blind of $.25.chekdastak posts the big blind of $.50.
moiraine57: -- --Mr Waturi: Js KcSeven_of_Cups: -- --chekdastak: -- --rhyswaters: -- --RAD99: -- --rm34r6: -- --mtgtristen: -- --FDizzles: -- --magicfingers4: -- --
Pre-flop:
rhyswaters folds. RAD99 folds. rm34r6 folds.mtgtristen folds. FDizzles folds. magicfingers4folds. moiraine57 folds. Mr Waturi raises to $1.Seven_of_Cups folds. chekdastak re-raises to $1.50.Mr Waturi calls.
Flop (board: Jh 8c Kd):
chekdastak bets $.50. Mr Waturi calls.
Turn (board: Jh 8c Kd 3d):
chekdastak bets $1. Mr Waturi raises to $2.chekdastak calls.
River (board: Jh 8c Kd 3d Qc):
chekdastak bets $1. Mr Waturi raises to $2.chekdastak re-raises to $3. Mr Waturi calls. (What was that? Two pair rule? What's that? Ask Q? Will he explain? Ok.)
Showdown:
chekdastak shows Qh Qd.chekdastak has Qh Qd Jh Kd Qc: three queens.
Mr Waturi mucks cards.(Mr Waturi has Js Kc.)
Hand #30824275-5944 Summary:
$.70 is raked from a pot of $14.25.chekdastak wins $13.55 with three queens.
_______________
viper258 is at seat 0 with $40.20.
Shaggy Dog is at seat 1 with $44.05.
Scarface9331 is at seat 2 with $3.20.
Mr Waturi is at seat 3 with $35.25.
ag7cowgirl is at seat 4 with $9.10.
mwl23 is at seat 5 with $65.70 (sitting out).
Bambule is at seat 6 with $37.30.
Brad135971 is at seat 7 with $21.95.
Groundhog7 is at seat 8 with $48.50.
nutmeg johnny is at seat 9 with $31.20 (sitting out).
The button is at seat 3.
ag7cowgirl posts the small blind of $.25.Bambule posts the big blind of $.50.
viper258: -- --Shaggy Dog: -- --Scarface9331: -- --Mr Waturi: Qs Qhag7cowgirl: -- --Bambule: -- --Brad135971: -- --Groundhog7: -- --
Pre-flop:
Brad135971 folds. Groundhog7 folds. viper258 calls.Shaggy Dog folds. Scarface9331 calls. Mr Waturiraises to $1. ag7cowgirl folds. Bambule folds.viper258 calls. Scarface9331 calls.
Flop (board: Qd 8h 7d):
viper258 checks. Scarface9331 bets $.50. Mr Waturicalls. viper258 calls. (Bit of a risk calling here, but my luck has been running bad and I might be able to get 2-3 more BB by check raising the turn as long as a diamond doesnt hit.)
Turn (board: Qd 8h 7d 3h):
viper258 checks. Scarface9331 bets $1. Mr Waturiraises to $2. viper258 calls. Scarface9331 goesall-in for $1.70. (Sweet! It worked!)
River (board: Qd 8h 7d 3h 4d):
viper258 bets $1. Mr Waturi calls. (Surely he wouldnt cold call a raise to flush chase to the river????)
Showdown:
viper258 shows 5d 9d.viper258 has 5d 9d Qd 7d 4d: flush, queen high.
Scarface9331 shows Qc Js.Scarface9331 has Qc Js Qd 8h 7d: a pair of queens.
Mr Waturi mucks cards.(Mr Waturi has Qs Qh.)
Hand #30824608-3667 Summary:
$.60 is raked from a total pot of $12.95.$.50 is raked from the main pot of $10.35.$.10 is raked from side pot #1 of $2.60.viper258 wins the main pot $9.85 with flush, queen high.viper258 wins the side pot $2.50 with flush, queen high.
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viper258: -- --Shaggy Dog: -- --Scarface9331: -- --Mr Waturi: 9d 9sag7cowgirl: -- --trouble_2424: -- --Bambule: -- --Brad135971: -- --Isaner: -- --nutmeg johnny: -- --
Pre-flop:
nutmeg johnny folds. viper258 calls. Shaggy Dogfolds. Scarface9331 folds. Mr Waturi calls.ag7cowgirl calls. trouble_2424 checks. Bambulecalls. Brad135971 folds. Isaner checks.
Flop (board: Qc 2d 5h):
Isaner checks. viper258 checks. Mr Waturi bets$.50. ag7cowgirl folds. trouble_2424 folds.Bambule folds. Isaner calls. viper258 folds.
Turn (board: Qc 2d 5h 9c):
Isaner checks. Mr Waturi checks.
River (board: Qc 2d 5h 9c Tc):
Isaner bets $1. Mr Waturi raises to $2. Isanerre-raises to $3. Mr Waturi calls.
Showdown:
Isaner shows 6c 3c.Isaner has 6c 3c Qc 9c Tc: flush, queen high.
Mr Waturi mucks cards.(Mr Waturi has 9d 9s.)
Hand #30824608-3630 Summary:
$.50 is raked from a pot of $10.25.Isaner wins $9.75 with flush, queen high
I am beginning to regret ever playing in the first place
perenti98 is at seat 0 with $60.50.
tillikka is at seat 1 with $3.35.
td929 is at seat 2 with $46.90.
SgtDuB is at seat 3 with $38.45.
Dabomb9981 is at seat 4 with $48.15.
Wrangler39 is at seat 5 with $53.60.
iceman6977 is at seat 6 with $31.60.
RAD99 is at seat 7 with $55.10.
benkev is at seat 8 with $1.25.
Mr Waturi is at seat 9 with $39.75.
The button is at seat 8.
Mr Waturi posts the small blind of $.25.
perenti98 posts the big blind of $.50.
perenti98: -- --tillikka: -- --td929: -- --SgtDuB: -- --Dabomb9981: -- --Wrangler39: -- --iceman6977: -- --RAD99: -- --benkev: -- --Mr Waturi: Tc Ts
Pre-flop:
tillikka folds. td929 folds. SgtDuB folds.Dabomb9981 folds. Wrangler39 raises to $1.iceman6977 re-raises to $1.50. RAD99 folds. benkevfolds. Mr Waturi calls. perenti98 folds.Wrangler39 calls.
Flop (board: 4d Td 7s):
Mr Waturi checks. Wrangler39 checks. iceman6977bets $.50. Mr Waturi calls. Wrangler39 calls.
Turn (board: 4d Td 7s Jc):
Mr Waturi checks. Wrangler39 checks. iceman6977checks. (Ok, so thi was a terrible check I realize. I was hoping someone would bet so I could raise)
River (board: 4d Td 7s Jc Ks):
Mr Waturi checks. Wrangler39 checks. iceman6977bets $1. Mr Waturi raises to $2. Wrangler39 folds.iceman6977 re-raises to $3. Mr Waturi calls.
Showdown:
iceman6977 shows Ad Qh.iceman6977 has Ad Qh Td Jc Ks: straight, ace high.
Mr Waturi mucks cards.(Mr Waturi has Tc Ts.)
Hand #30825114-147 Summary:
$.60 is raked from a pot of $12.50.iceman6977 wins $11.90 with straight, ace high.
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moiraine57 is at seat 0 with $37.85.
Mr Waturi is at seat 1 with $41.45.
Seven_of_Cups is at seat 2 with $49.50.
chekdastak is at seat 3 with $25.50.
rhyswaters is at seat 4 with $19.90.
RAD99 is at seat 5 with $60.70.
rm34r6 is at seat 6 with $35.65.
mtgtristen is at seat 7 with $21.35.
FDizzles is at seat 8 with $39.65.
magicfingers4 is at seat 9 with $32.65.
The button is at seat 1.
Seven_of_Cups posts the small blind of $.25.chekdastak posts the big blind of $.50.
moiraine57: -- --Mr Waturi: Js KcSeven_of_Cups: -- --chekdastak: -- --rhyswaters: -- --RAD99: -- --rm34r6: -- --mtgtristen: -- --FDizzles: -- --magicfingers4: -- --
Pre-flop:
rhyswaters folds. RAD99 folds. rm34r6 folds.mtgtristen folds. FDizzles folds. magicfingers4folds. moiraine57 folds. Mr Waturi raises to $1.Seven_of_Cups folds. chekdastak re-raises to $1.50.Mr Waturi calls.
Flop (board: Jh 8c Kd):
chekdastak bets $.50. Mr Waturi calls.
Turn (board: Jh 8c Kd 3d):
chekdastak bets $1. Mr Waturi raises to $2.chekdastak calls.
River (board: Jh 8c Kd 3d Qc):
chekdastak bets $1. Mr Waturi raises to $2.chekdastak re-raises to $3. Mr Waturi calls. (What was that? Two pair rule? What's that? Ask Q? Will he explain? Ok.)
Showdown:
chekdastak shows Qh Qd.chekdastak has Qh Qd Jh Kd Qc: three queens.
Mr Waturi mucks cards.(Mr Waturi has Js Kc.)
Hand #30824275-5944 Summary:
$.70 is raked from a pot of $14.25.chekdastak wins $13.55 with three queens.
_______________
viper258 is at seat 0 with $40.20.
Shaggy Dog is at seat 1 with $44.05.
Scarface9331 is at seat 2 with $3.20.
Mr Waturi is at seat 3 with $35.25.
ag7cowgirl is at seat 4 with $9.10.
mwl23 is at seat 5 with $65.70 (sitting out).
Bambule is at seat 6 with $37.30.
Brad135971 is at seat 7 with $21.95.
Groundhog7 is at seat 8 with $48.50.
nutmeg johnny is at seat 9 with $31.20 (sitting out).
The button is at seat 3.
ag7cowgirl posts the small blind of $.25.Bambule posts the big blind of $.50.
viper258: -- --Shaggy Dog: -- --Scarface9331: -- --Mr Waturi: Qs Qhag7cowgirl: -- --Bambule: -- --Brad135971: -- --Groundhog7: -- --
Pre-flop:
Brad135971 folds. Groundhog7 folds. viper258 calls.Shaggy Dog folds. Scarface9331 calls. Mr Waturiraises to $1. ag7cowgirl folds. Bambule folds.viper258 calls. Scarface9331 calls.
Flop (board: Qd 8h 7d):
viper258 checks. Scarface9331 bets $.50. Mr Waturicalls. viper258 calls. (Bit of a risk calling here, but my luck has been running bad and I might be able to get 2-3 more BB by check raising the turn as long as a diamond doesnt hit.)
Turn (board: Qd 8h 7d 3h):
viper258 checks. Scarface9331 bets $1. Mr Waturiraises to $2. viper258 calls. Scarface9331 goesall-in for $1.70. (Sweet! It worked!)
River (board: Qd 8h 7d 3h 4d):
viper258 bets $1. Mr Waturi calls. (Surely he wouldnt cold call a raise to flush chase to the river????)
Showdown:
viper258 shows 5d 9d.viper258 has 5d 9d Qd 7d 4d: flush, queen high.
Scarface9331 shows Qc Js.Scarface9331 has Qc Js Qd 8h 7d: a pair of queens.
Mr Waturi mucks cards.(Mr Waturi has Qs Qh.)
Hand #30824608-3667 Summary:
$.60 is raked from a total pot of $12.95.$.50 is raked from the main pot of $10.35.$.10 is raked from side pot #1 of $2.60.viper258 wins the main pot $9.85 with flush, queen high.viper258 wins the side pot $2.50 with flush, queen high.
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viper258: -- --Shaggy Dog: -- --Scarface9331: -- --Mr Waturi: 9d 9sag7cowgirl: -- --trouble_2424: -- --Bambule: -- --Brad135971: -- --Isaner: -- --nutmeg johnny: -- --
Pre-flop:
nutmeg johnny folds. viper258 calls. Shaggy Dogfolds. Scarface9331 folds. Mr Waturi calls.ag7cowgirl calls. trouble_2424 checks. Bambulecalls. Brad135971 folds. Isaner checks.
Flop (board: Qc 2d 5h):
Isaner checks. viper258 checks. Mr Waturi bets$.50. ag7cowgirl folds. trouble_2424 folds.Bambule folds. Isaner calls. viper258 folds.
Turn (board: Qc 2d 5h 9c):
Isaner checks. Mr Waturi checks.
River (board: Qc 2d 5h 9c Tc):
Isaner bets $1. Mr Waturi raises to $2. Isanerre-raises to $3. Mr Waturi calls.
Showdown:
Isaner shows 6c 3c.Isaner has 6c 3c Qc 9c Tc: flush, queen high.
Mr Waturi mucks cards.(Mr Waturi has 9d 9s.)
Hand #30824608-3630 Summary:
$.50 is raked from a pot of $10.25.Isaner wins $9.75 with flush, queen high
Monday, April 03, 2006
Same shit, different site.
Couldn't AP wait a week before pulling crap like this on me?
Stage #331667662: Holdem No Limit $0.05 - 2006-04-03 20:38:55 (ET)
Table: RANDOLPH DR (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - DANGER Q ($4.85 in chips)
Seat 2 - PBXIZZA ($7.90 in chips)
Seat 3 - MATTSKI52 ($6.70 in chips)
Seat 4 - D_FRESH_1_NJ ($4 in chips)
Seat 6 - EMPRESS58 ($22.20 in chips)
Seat 7 - DL22 ($9.15 in chips)
Seat 8 - HINDPOTTS ($14.97 in chips)
Seat 9 - 1234QW ($9.65 in chips)
PBXIZZA - Posts small blind $0.05
MATTSKI52 - Posts big blind $0.10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to DANGER Q [5s 5h]
D_FRESH_1_NJ - Folds
EMPRESS58 - Folds
DL22 - Folds
HINDPOTTS - Folds
1234QW - Calls $0.10
DANGER Q - Calls $0.10
PBXIZZA - Raises $0.45 to $0.50
MATTSKI52 - Calls $0.40
1234QW - Folds
DANGER Q - Calls $0.40
*** FLOP *** [10h 5d 10c]
PBXIZZA - Bets $0.50
MATTSKI52 - Raises $1.70 to $1.70
DANGER Q - Calls $1.70
PBXIZZA - All-In(Raise) $6.90 to $7.40
MATTSKI52 - Folds
DANGER Q - All-In $2.65
PBXIZZA - returned ($3.05) : not called
*** TURN *** [10h 5d 10c] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [10h 5d 10c 3s] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DANGER Q - Shows [5s 5h] (Full house, fives full of tens)
PBXIZZA - Shows [Kh Kc] (Full house, kings full of tens)
PBXIZZA Collects $11.40 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($12) | Rake ($0.60)
Board [10h 5d 10c 3s Kd]
Seat 1: DANGER Q (dealer) HI:lost with Full house, fives full of tens [5s 5h - P:5s,P:5h,B:5d,B:10h,B:10c]
Seat 2: PBXIZZA (small blind) won Total ($11.40) All-In HI:($11.40) with Full house, kings full of tens [Kh Kc - P:Kh,B:Kd,P:Kc,B:10h,B:10c]
Seat 3: MATTSKI52 (big blind) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 4: D_FRESH_1_NJ Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: EMPRESS58 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: DL22 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: HINDPOTTS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: 1234QW Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Pot Odds Question
We get a caller in middle positon and the cutoff raises. The button calls. So, I am getting 5:32 odds or 5:37 if I assume the first caller will just call the raise.
So I call the raise.
What would you do?
Thursday, March 23, 2006
See, he was on tilt....and I was playing two tables and...
Powered by UltimateBetStarted at 23/Mar/06 22:44:35
SickDaveMondo is at seat 0 with $1.86.
adinl is at seat 2 with $4.55.
Hassenfeffer is at seat 3 with $7.59.
RPKrusher is at seat 4 with $1.54.
MAJOR161 is at seat 5 with $1.69.
The button is at seat 2.
Hassenfeffer posts the small blind of $.02.
RPKrusher posts the big blind of $.05.
SickDaveMondo: -- --
adinl: -- --
Hassenfeffer: As Ac
RPKrusher: -- --
MAJOR161: -- --
Pre-flop:
MAJOR161 calls.
SickDaveMondo folds.
adinl folds.
Hassenfeffer raises to $.10.
RPKrusher re-raises to $.15.
MAJOR161 folds.
Hassenfeffer re-raises to $.20.
RPKrusher calls.
Flop (board: Qc Jd 7c):
Hassenfeffer bets $.05.
RPKrusher raises to $.10.
Hassenfeffer re-raises to $.15.
RPKrusher re-raises to $.20.
Hassenfeffer calls.
Turn (board: Qc Jd 7c 3c):
Hassenfeffer bets $.10. [bet your draws, right? right?]
RPKrusher raises to $.20.
Hassenfeffer calls.
River (board: Qc Jd 7c 3c Kc): [oooh, look what I found waaaay out on this here limb!]
Hassenfeffer bets $.10.
RPKrusher raises to $.20.
Hassenfeffer re-raises to $.30.
RPKrusher re-raises to $.40.
Hassenfeffer calls.
Showdown:
RPKrusher shows Qs Ts. [I think, huh?]
RPKrusher has Qs Ts Qc Jd Kc: a pair of queens.
Hassenfeffer shows As Ac. Hassenfeffer has Ac Qc 7c 3c Kc: flush, ace high.
Hand #30430402-1206 Summary:
$.05 is raked from a pot of $2.05.
Hassenfeffer wins $2 with flush, ace high.
Son, daddy had a good night gambling.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
I'm a UB man all the way
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Why, oh, why for art thou limit?
Hand #30284513-2002 at Istanbul ($.25/$.50 Hold'em)
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Started at 15/Mar/06 23:04:26
Country Livin is at seat 0 with $6.65.
mungos is at seat 1 with $38.50.
tigercub200 is at seat 2 with $26.10.
Peaches Cream is at seat 3 with $27.95.
Mr Waturi is at seat 4 with $23.50.
daq5009 is at seat 5 with $4.55.
babyback is at seat 7 with $18.50.
mykey1961 is at seat 8 with $31.40.
Mason Man is at seat 9 with $47.25 (sitting out).
The button is at seat 2.
Peaches Cream posts the small blind of $.10.Mr Waturi posts the big blind of $.25.
Country Livin: -- --mungos: -- --tigercub200: -- --Peaches Cream: -- --Mr Waturi: 8h 5hdaq5009: -- --babyback: -- --mykey1961: -- --
Pre-flop:
daq5009 folds. babyback folds. mykey1961 folds.Country Livin calls. mungos folds. tigercub200calls. Peaches Cream calls. Mr Waturi checks.
Flop (board: 7h 4h 6h):
Peaches Cream checks. Mr Waturi checks. CountryLivin checks. tigercub200 checks.
(Whoo-hoo! I just flopped a shitty flush! Watch me looooooooo....... Wait. Really?!?! SHIT!)
Turn (board: 7h 4h 6h 5c):
Peaches Cream bets $.50. Mr Waturi calls. CountryLivin folds. tigercub200 calls.
River (board: 7h 4h 6h 5c Js):
Peaches Cream bets $.50. Mr Waturi raises to $1.tigercub200 calls. Peaches Cream calls.
Showdown:
Mr Waturi shows 8h 5h.Mr Waturi has 8h 5h 7h 4h 6h: straight flush, eight high.tigercub200 mucks cards.(tigercub200 has 3d 3h.)Peaches Cream mucks cards.(Peaches Cream has 8s 4d.)
Hand #30284513-2002 Summary:
$.25 is raked from a pot of $5.50.Mr Waturi wins $5.25 with straight flush, eight high.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
I Heart Bodog
$0.50/$1.00 NL Holdem $100 max
Start Date 2006-03-12 19:43
Dealt to lrlr: 77
BigSausage: post small blind $0.50
MissMuffet: post big blind $1.00
lrlr: Call $1.00
innards4ever: Call $1.00
SlayerOSU: Fold
mattressgiant: Fold
hoffyguns: Fold
verngozznen: Fold
Fairless: Fold
BigSausage: Call $0.50
MissMuffet: Check
Card dealt to table: 6 2 7
BigSausage: Check
MissMuffet: Check
lrlr: Check
innards4ever: Check
Card dealt to table: 8
BigSausage: Check
MissMuffet: Check
lrlr: Bet $4.50
innards4ever: Fold
BigSausage: Call $4.50
MissMuffet: Fold
Card dealt to table: 2
BigSausage: Bet $14.00
lrlr: Raise $32.50
BigSausage: Raise $37.00
lrlr: All-in $62.00
BigSausage: Call $43.50
lrlr shows full house sevens full of twos
BigSausage shows full house sixes full of twos
lrlr wins pot $199.00
Friday, March 10, 2006
I just won over $200 in ten minutes
And copying/pasting in hands from Bodog is impossible, so here's my transcription... suits don't matter so I didn't bother with them...
$0.50/$1.00 NL Holdem $100 max
Start Date 2006-03-10 23:33:47
Seat 1. poisonivey $75.50
Seat 2. rob2 $40.55
Seat 3. Joepeezy $98.50
Seat 4. JWUPoker $120.50
Seat 6. snook32 $97.50
Seat 7. lrlr $95.00
Seat 8. bird9001 $55.50
Seat 9. pull99 $28.44
Dealt to lrlr: 99
rob2: small blind $0.50
Joepeezy: big blind $1.00
JWUPoker: Fold
snook32: Call $1.00
lrlr: Call $1.00
bird9001: Fold
pull99: Fold
rob2: Call $0.50
Joepeezy: Check
Card dealt to table: 3 Q 8
rob2: Check
Joepeezy: Check
snook32: Check
lrlr: Check
Card dealt to table: 2
rob2: Check
Joepeezy: Check
snook32: Bet $1.00
lrlr: Raise $4.50 (I pounce on your weak bet...)
rob2: Fold
Joepeezy: Fold
snook32: Raise $7.00 (Hmm, that usually doesn't mean anything good...)
lrlr: Call $3.50 (but it's definitely a callable raise here)
Card dealt to table: 9 (whoo, piggy!)
snook32: Bet $3.50
lrlr: Raise $16.25
snook32: Raise $25.50
lrlr: All-in $69.75
snook32: Call $57.00
lrlr shows 3 of a kind, nines
snook32 shows 3 of a kind, threes
lrlr wins pot $189.00
$0.50/$1.00 NL Holdem $100 max
Start Date 2006-03-10 23:40:55
Seat 1. poisonivey $74.00
Seat 2. rob2 $39.55
Seat 3. Joepeezy $96.00
Seat 4. JWUPoker $118.50
Seat 5. dank0452 $108.00
Seat 6. georgeeboy $78.00
Seat 7. lrlr $187.00
Seat 8. bird9001 $57.00
Seat 9. Onepocket21 $17.00
Dealt to lrlr: 88
poisonivey: small blind $0.50
rob2: big blind $1.00
Joepeezy: Call $1.00
JWUPoker: Call $1.00
dank0452: Raise $4.00
georgeeboy: Fold
lrlr: Call $4.00
bird9001: Fold
Onepocket21: Fold
poisonivey: Fold
rob2: Fold
Joepeezy: Call $3.00
JWUPoker: Call $3.00
Card dealt to table: 7 5 7
Joepeezy: Check
JWUPoker: Check
dank0452: Bet $10.00
lrlr: Raise $25.50 (your two high cards missed, didn't they?)
Joepeezy: Fold
JWUPoker: Fold
dank0452: Call $15.50 (I don't know what just a call means...)
Card dealt to table: 8 (... but I don't care because it's my motherfreakin' lucky day)
dank0452: Check
lrlr: Bet $22.50 (the pot is about $62, so that's not a big bet, maybe he'll call...)
dank0452: Call $22.50
Card dealt to table: 2
dank0452: Check
lrlr: Bet $56.50 (the pot is over $100... I'll put him all-in for about half of it, he'll probably call)
dank0452: All-in $56.00
lrlr shows a full house eights full of sevens
dank0452 shows two pair jacks and sevens
lrlr wins pot $222.50
I do a little jig and log my lucky butt off the table...
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Back from 60
Hand #30101472-160 at SnG-0016e (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
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Started at 06/Mar/06 01:36:11
Danger Q is at seat 5 with 6330.
jwhittnj is at seat 7 with 8670.
The button is at seat 5.
Danger Q posts the small blind of 150.
jwhittnj posts the big blind of 300.
Danger Q: Qs Jc
jwhittnj: -- --
Pre-flop:
Danger Q raises to 600. jwhittnj calls.
Flop (board: 2d Qc 8h):
jwhittnj checks. Danger Q bets 600. jwhittnj calls.
Turn (board: 2d Qc 8h 4s):
jwhittnj checks. Danger Q goes all-in for 5130.
jwhittnj calls.
Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:
Danger Q shows Qs Jc.
jwhittnj shows 2c 8c.
River (board: 2d Qc 8h 4s 3c):
(no action in this round)
Showdown:
Danger Q has Qs Jc Qc 8h 4s: a pair of queens.
jwhittnj has 2c 8c 2d Qc 8h: two pair, eights and deuces.
Hand #30101472-160 Summary:
No rake is taken for this hand.
jwhittnj wins 12660 with two pair, eights and deuces.
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Thursday, March 02, 2006
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Poker in "Meat Space"...Its just as good as online poker, only slower!
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Party crashed my tourney
Anyway, that's really just an excuse to post something. Y'all still playing poker out there? I've had a subpar last week myself.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
I take this ring...
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
The Kid
Monday, February 20, 2006
Unluckiest Aces Ever
jimmyjoejunk shows [ Td, Ts ]
Chrisv46 shows [ 9h, 9d ]
torchhead shows [ Ad, Ah ]
***** Hand History for Game 3587193201 *****
NL Texas Hold'em Trny:20325083 Level:2 Blinds(30/60)
Table Croydon North (Real Money)
Total number of players : 8
Seat 5: GenoG ( $2025 )
Seat 2: torchhead ( $3128 )
Seat 4: Chrisv46 ( $1585 )
Seat 3: lrlr1 ( $1420 )
Seat 1: jimmyjoejunk ( $355 )
Seat 7: SALES7 ( $6582 )
Seat 8: tunabig011 ( $3143 )
Seat 9: OBLIOSPOINT ( $1762 )
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to lrlr1 [ 9c 5c ]
tunabig011 calls [60].
OBLIOSPOINT folds.
jimmyjoejunk is all-In [355]
torchhead calls [355].
lrlr1 folds.
Chrisv46 calls [355].
GenoG folds.
SALES7 folds.
tunabig011 calls [295].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, 2c, 5d ]
tunabig011 checks.
torchhead bets [232].
Chrisv46 is all-In [1230]
tunabig011 folds.
torchhead calls [998].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9s ]
torchhead shows [ Ad, Ah ] a pair of aces.
Chrisv46 shows [ 9h, 9d ] three of a kind, nines.
jimmyjoejunk shows [ Td, Ts ] three of a kind, tens.
Chrisv46 wins 2460 chips from side pot #1 with three of a kind, nines.
jimmyjoejunk wins 1510 chips from the main pot
(True, Aces would have lost all the chips on the river anyway without the Ten on the turn, but that turn really ups the chuckle factor).
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Pineapple
In pineapple, players are dealt 3 cards instead of two. There is a round of betting. Then the flop comes (3 cards just like hold'em) and there is another round of betting.
However, after the betting after the flop, each player must discard one of their cards, so they are back down to the traditional two cards. Play is then the same as a hold'em game.
Friday, February 17, 2006
Come back, Jack!
U.S. Takes Aim at Online Gambling
Legislation focused on cracking down on the thriving business of online gambling was introduced in Congress this week to tighten existing laws that outlaw the practice in the U.S.The Internet Gambling Prohibition Act, sponsored by Reps. Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) and Rick Boucher (D-VA), would update the U.S. Wire Act, which prohibits gambling over telephone wires, to cover use of the Internet to operate a gambling business.
The bill not only forbids a gambling business from accepting payments made by credit cards and electronic transfers, but also includes an enforcement mechanism to address gambling operations, located offshore, that use bank accounts in the U.S.
"For too long our children have been placed in harm's way as online gambling has been permitted to flourish into a $12 billion industry," Goodlatte said in a statement.The bill would allow federal, state, local, and tribal law-enforcement officials to seek help from Internet service providers to remove or disable access to Internet gambling sites that violate the act. In addition, the bill would boost the maximum prison term for a violation of the Wire Act to five years from two years.
Similar legislation has been introduced over the years, but has been thwarted consistently by notorious gambling lobbyist Jack Abramoff...
Online gaming company PartyGaming, which operates PartyPoker.com and StarluckCasino.com, has said that state and local laws that prohibit or restrict online gaming and related services are a violation of the "dormant commerce clause" of the U.S. Constitution, which provides that state and local regulation of interstate activities is an impermissible restriction on interstate commerce.
The BBC has reported that the new legislation could run afoul of a World Trade Organization ruling last August that the U.S. cannot block offshore online gambling sites.Thursday, February 16, 2006
Party Poker: More Than Just a Facelift.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
$10 to $500
So far, I have 3 tourns finished and am down about 45 cents. I can come back. I can do it. My baby needs diapers.
Monday, February 13, 2006
I love Party yes I do, I love Party how about you? (plus link)
Link for the forum on shorthanded limit play.
I'd start with the "new posters please read" link stuck second to the top.
This opening chart is very useful.
You have really got to be fucking kidding me.
Hand #11533447-9658 at Port Orange ($.05/$.10 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBetStarted at 13/Feb/06 23:03:45
pokefish is at seat 1 with $3.58.
Hassenfeffer is at seat 2 with $4.95.
janebuck is at seat 3 with $4.03.
pattersonak1 is at seat 5 with $.60.
dixiecup is at seat 6 with $1.98.
JPnet is at seat 8 with $6.16.
Amix1th is at seat 9 with $5.51.
The button is at seat 5.
dixiecup posts the small blind of $.02.
JPnet posts the big blind of $.05.
pokefish: -- --
Hassenfeffer: Ah Tc
janebuck: -- --
pattersonak1: -- --
dixiecup: -- --
JPnet: -- --
Amix1th: -- --
Pre-flop:
Amix1th folds.
pokefish folds.
Hassenfeffer calls.
janebuck folds.
pattersonak1 raises to $.10. [no biggie, he usually does]
dixiecup folds.
JPnet folds.
Hassenfeffer calls.
Flop (board: 4d 3s Th):
Hassenfeffer bets $.05.
pattersonak1 raises to $.10.
Hassenfeffer calls.
Turn (board: 4d 3s Th Jd):
Hassenfeffer bets $.10.
pattersonak1 raises to $.20.
Hassenfeffer calls.
River (board: 4d 3s Th Jd Qd):
Hassenfeffer checks.
pattersonak1 bets $.10.
Hassenfeffer calls.
Showdown: pattersonak1 shows 3c Qc.
pattersonak1 has 3c Qc 3s Jd Qd: two pair, queens and threes.
Hassenfeffer mucks cards.
(Hassenfeffer has Ah Tc.)
Hand #11533447-9658 Summary:
$.05 is raked from a pot of $1.07.
pattersonak1 wins $1.02 with two pair, queens and threes.
what a dumb lucky stupid fucker
Saturday, February 11, 2006
You Pick Up Iron Spikes (27)
Anyway, here are the results of my first five $5 10-seat SNGS ever.
7th, 8th, 1st, 4th, 3rd
So, I feel pretty good about that. If my math is correct, that is a $7.50 profit or $1.50 per tourney. I realize that this sampling is no where near representative but it does boost the old confidence.
I also played a 30 seat SNG and placed two spots out of the money. That hurt.
My BR is only up a tiny bit since lat post but that is because I am losing overall on the 6-Max .5/.10 ring games. I need to find a better way to clear out my bonus. Any suggestions?
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Damn Internet!
I guess I can be happy I wasn't playing a 10.00 or a 20.00..but that's all I can be happy about, really.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
2 brilliant hands wasted
Second tourney I call a minimum raise in level 2 with 33 against what turns out to be AA. The board comes down A33xx. I win a really big pot as you can imagine. I had over 5,000 chips at one point. But no good... I end up 4th again with some unlucky hands later, while other players conversely get lucky and avoid going out before me.
Poker is a mean mistress.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Books
A value at only $9.95, it is about the only book I can find in existence that is recommended on twoplustwo.com for its section on 6-handed limit HE play. Most books hardly address the shorthanded game, yet it is very popular online. I'm doing well in my ~ 2 week experiment with playing it, up about $35 this month so far playing it at the .10/.25 level, which makes up for being down this past week at SNGs. I never did this well at full table limit. I plan to see if I can carve out another successful poker niche here.
Apart from its attention grabbing title and cover, this $16.50 book which came out last October is getting a lot of buzz on twoplustwo. The general theory seems to be making use of big bets and all-in moves, eliminating many tough decisions that come after the flop and therefore helping more novice players compete with tough players in big tournaments. In SNGs, especially the ones structured like on Party and Empire where much of the tourney after levels 1-2 is about all-in moves and when to make them and with what cards, this book may be a nice help. I know I struggle some in knowing when to push all-in preflop and with what cards I need to do it in a certain spot, so that's why I'm picking this book up. It's probably of less use in SNGs structured like UB where you have bigger stacks and more time, unless you figure yourself to not be as good as the other players.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Favorite hand of the night
ARKYV: Jh 10d
BARBAROS: Js 5s
Holdem Single Tournament No Limit
Seat 1 - MACDOO ($1235 in chips)
Seat 2 - ARKYV ($2015 in chips)
Seat 4 - BARBAROS ($3235 in chips)
Seat 5 - UCPLAYER27 ($975 in chips)
Seat 6 - SPARK1 ($1022.50 in chips)
Seat 7 - MIGHTYMIKE26 ($4275 in chips)
Seat 8 - HENRYHILL22 ($742.50 in chips)
ARKYV - Posts small blind $75
BARBAROS - Posts big blind $150
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ARKYV [Jh 10d]
UCPLAYER27 - Folds
SPARK1 - Folds
MIGHTYMIKE26 - Folds
HENRYHILL22 - Folds
MACDOO - Folds
ARKYV - Calls $75
BARBAROS - Checks
*** FLOP *** [Jc 7d 6c]
ARKYV - Checks
BARBAROS - Bets $150
ARKYV - Raises $450 to $450
BARBAROS - All-In(Raise) $2935 to $3085
ARKYV - All-In $1415
BARBAROS - returned ($1220) : not called
*** TURN *** [Jc 7d 6c] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 7d 6c 5c] [7c]
BARBAROS: "hah"
BARBAROS: "buh bye"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ARKYV - Shows [Jh 10d] (Two Pairs, jacks and sevens)
BARBAROS - Shows [Js 5s] (Two Pairs, jacks and sevens)
ARKYV Collects $4030 from main pot
BARBAROS: "what???"
BARBAROS: "omfg. I had you!"
Saturday, February 04, 2006
Two Words. "Boo" "Yah"
Announcements will be made when the next round of the CPO is scheduled (when Katie, aka The Poker Widow, says it is alright for us to come play at her house again).
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Right move?
Holdem Single Tournament No Limit
Seat 2 - ARKYV ($1860 in chips)
Seat 3 - CRL_HND_LUKE ($1425 in chips)
Seat 4 - GRANTGEBHART ($5295 in chips)
Seat 5 - DRBOMBAY ($2190 in chips)
Seat 7 - LOTTALUCK ($2040 in chips)
Seat 9 - USC_AGAIN ($690 in chips)
DRBOMBAY - Posts small blind $100
LOTTALUCK - Posts big blind $200
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ARKYV [As Jh]
USC_AGAIN - Folds
ARKYV - Raises $600 to $600
CRL_HND_LUKE - Raises $1400 to $1400
GRANTGEBHART - Folds
DRBOMBAY - Folds
LOTTALUCK - Folds
ARKYV - All-In(Raise) $1260 to $1860
CRL_HND_LUKE - All-In $25
ARKYV - returned ($435) : not called
*** FLOP *** [2s Jd Ks]
*** TURN *** [2s Jd Ks] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [2s Jd Ks 5c] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ARKYV - Shows [As Jh] (One pair, jacks)
CRL_HND_LUKE - Shows [Qd Qh] (Three of a kind, queens)
CRL_HND_LUKE Collects $3150 from main pot
Is AJo good enough to get into a preflop confrontation for almost all my chips at this point? If I fold I'm down to 1260 with the BB at 200... about enough room to still do something.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Saturday, January 28, 2006
6 Max Followup
First pocket was AA.
I raise 4xBB, get two callers, flop comes rainbow garbage and I get one guy to go all in with me. He couldn' t lay down his 66 with two overs on the board. I have $10 in my stack and I fluctuate between $8 and $12 over the next hour. On my last hand I get JJ and the big stack shark at the table raises 9xBB. I put him on something good but he had been aggressive with marginal hands so decide to call and get out if I don't hit my set. Flop comes Jxx rainbow. I check, he bets, I raise, he calls. I bet a little on the turn and a little more on the river and each time he calls. He turns over AA and I take down a $20 pot. "Wheeeeee!"
I liked playing at the 6 Max table. There were basically three of us who seemed to know what we were doing and we took turns taking money from new people sitting down, playing too aggressively and busting out after 20 minutes.
Here's a hand from the middle of all the action that I was particularly proud of. It wasn't a huge pot but it holds up with my assessment that that players at UB are (on average) tighter than the ones at Absolute and will lay down good cards to an inferior hand on occassion.
Getting Hand History Information...----------------------------------------------------------------
Hand #10957794-20715 at Marseille (No Limit Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 28/Jan/06 10:38:14
Jubbo is at seat 0 with $9.54.
gounch is at seat 1 with $5.55.
Hassenfeffer is at seat 2 with $9.40.
electricman77 is at seat 3 with $9.
tazz54 is at seat 4 with $10.75.
brownkat26 is at seat 5 with $11.45.
The button is at seat 0.
gounch posts the small blind of $.05.
Hassenfeffer posts the big blind of $.10.
Jubbo: -- --
gounch: -- --
Hassenfeffer: Ts 6s
electricman77: -- --
tazz54: -- --
brownkat26: -- --
Pre-flop:
electricman77 folds.
tazz54 calls.
brownkat26 calls.
Jubbo calls.
gounch calls.
Hassenfeffer checks.
Flop (board: Jc 6h Jh): [Yay, I'm golden if no one has a Jack... right?]
gounch checks.
Hassenfeffer bets $.50.
tazz54 folds.
brownkat26 calls.
Jubbo folds.
gounch folds.
Turn (board: Jc 6h Jh Ah): [Why did he call before? He has been aggressive and smart so far. Does he really have a Jack? I'll bet again and maybe he will respect the Ace as a scare card. But this time I will bet something that looks like I WANT a call.]
Hassenfeffer bets $.70.
brownkat26 folds, showing 9s 9d. [I do a happy dance!]
Hassenfeffer is returned $.70 (uncalled).
Hand #10957794-20715 Summary: $.05 is raked from a pot of $1.50. Hassenfeffer wins $1.45.
In other news:
1. I am now, officially, a break even poker player online over my entire career. That is NOT counting bonus money.
2. I am going to try the $5 SNGs and report back after 5 tourneys.
3. My New Year's resolution was to get my BR from $150 to $450. In the month of January I am up to $181.25. I have to feel good about that because that increase represents a lot of $1 and $2 SNGs and play at $.05/$.10 ring games. Hopefully, as I move up to $5 SNGs, that will go up a little faster. Also, my NY resolution requires me to win $25/month on average and I am ahead of that curve at this point just a tiny bit.
4. Bonus money on UB clears VERY slowly at the .5/.10 tables. I was involved in a lot of raked pots today and I cleared a little over a dollar of my bonus.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
6 max
Monday, January 23, 2006
One of those nights
Hand #11308599-99 at SnG-0015o (No Limit Hold'em Sit and Go)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 24/Jan/06 01:22:10
rodeohussy is at seat 1 with 8205.
LRLR is at seat 5 with 2410.
majormobi is at seat 6 with 3120.
me dawg is at seat 7 with 1265.
The button is at seat 5.
majormobi posts the small blind of 75.
me dawg posts the big blind of 150.
rodeohussy: -- --
LRLR: Ks Kh
majormobi: -- --
me dawg: -- --
Pre-flop:
rodeohussy folds. LRLR raises to 300. majormobi
folds. me dawg re-raises to 975. LRLR goes all-in
for 2410. me dawg goes all-in for 1265. LRLR is
returned 1145 (uncalled).
Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:
LRLR shows Ks Kh.
me dawg shows Ad Qc.
Flop (board: 5c 5h 2d): (looking good...)
Turn (board: 5c 5h 2d Qh): (hmm... but I'm still 90% to win, it's all good)
River (board: 5c 5h 2d Qh Qd): (#%@#! mother of #^%#@ $*&#! I had my own private Mike Matusow moment here, good thing y'all missed it.)
And just in case I didn't get the message of the evening, the hand I actually went out on a few moments later, in 4th place of course, I had top pair on the flop and on the turn against an opponent holding Ace high, and the river, don't you know, was an Ace.
Argh. Just one of those nights that forces you to go to bed with a burning rage in your heart and a deeply aggrieved sense of injustice, like you used to feel back when you actually thought you gave a sh*t about the exploited working classes suffering under the yoke of imperialistic capitalist tyranny. You know?
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Status Update 2
Status Update
That being said, the poker gods are pissed that I have a child. I am still losing. Here is a list of my finishes on Ultimate Bet over the last few days. These are all $10 NL Holdem tourns: 4th, 3rd, 3rd (Not terrible so far, huh?), 5th, 7th, 5th, 5th, 4th, 4th, 5th, 6th, 10th, 4th, 4th, 4th, 4th. Lets add to that the 5th place finish when Idecided to play the $20 tournament. If we calculate all my losses for tournaments played on UB for the month of January you get a grand total of $158.00. This is now about equal to the amount I had lost on the ring tables before I posted my first whining blog. So, here is part 2. Still whining.
There is a slightly tarnished silver lining I guess. I am up on Party playing the $5 tournaments. I am too lazy and frustrated to calculate it, but I think I am up around $60 or $70 on that site. Also, I still have enough bankroll to play a few more $10 tourns on UB. Although another night like tonight will make me drop down to the $5.
I guess that is all for now. I will post when I go broke of course.






