Friday, September 15, 2006

Republicans are better poker players?

From an article in The New Republic...

"The best player I have run into, whom I shall call X to avoid offending Christian right donors to his think tank, is a Republican. X, who played in a Capitol Hill game where the big winner would often be in the $7,000-plus range, used to make so much money that he could have given up his day job. Why was he so successful? Republicans are much less risk-averse than Democrats, and taking risks is crucial to poker. Howard Baker noted that Ronald Reagan's 1981 tax cut was a "riverboat gamble." The GOP has consistently demonstrated a willingness to risk high deficits, especially to cut taxes that fall on their biggest donors. The party advocating preemptive war is not likely to be cowed by a big bet. Democrats, conversely, are the party of risk-aversion -- supportive of the safety net, opposed to new weapons systems, and sympathetic to protective trade policies. They are less able to tolerate the tension and uncertainty of a game in which a week's salary--or more--can be won or lost in a single hand...

A bachelor until late middle age, X got married a few years ago, and, more recently, he became a father. These joyous events have made him happy. They have also killed his poker game...."

linky

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #4

Sat down for a morning game and lost $.54. Players at 7AM on a weekday are TIGHT! My cards were also very bad. I did steal the blinds by raising with QJs from middle position - not something I coudl do at my usual table.

I got in trouble when I limped with A2s and called a raise behind me. Flop came AQ2 rainbow and I capped on the flop. He slowed down on the turn for no reason I could see, just calling my bet. We both checked the river and he turns over QQ for a set. I need some sort of rule for playing 2 pair because it seems to screw me over more often than even tptk. Any suggestions?

Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #3.1

At a ten person table, Lee Jones says you should do the following in early position:

AKs, AQs, AJs - Raise

A10s, A9s - Limp

A8s and lower - fold

Now, if you're going to fold A8s, shouldn't you fold A9s? If you're going to play A9s, shouldn't you play Axs?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #3

Lost 1.00 tonight. Forgot to write down the correct amount because I saw some suspicious behavior at a table where a guy kept calling another player "sweetheart" and folded to her with no bet.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #2

Swung very low tonight and then back even.

Won $.16 + $1.54 bonus for a total gain of $1.70.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #1.2

Chasing down the inside straight draw with a paired board! To play limit, you must love it when this guy does this, even if you lose.


Hand #34294923-31558 at Bogalusa ($.05/$.10 Hold'em)

Powered by UltimateBetStarted at 06/Sep/06 23:50:12 ohiodean is at seat 1 with $.76. mad_e is at seat 2 with $4.25. Bassman59 is at seat 3 with $3.09. jimmyyjoe is at seat 4 with $5.17. Hassenfeffer is at seat 5 with $6.03. aussiebattler is at seat 6 with $9.06. bighamsternek is at seat 7 with $10.37. Juxtaposa is at seat 8 with $5.60. wopperlady is at seat 9 with $5.22. The button is at seat 9. ohiodean posts the small blind of $.02. mad_e posts the big blind of $.05.

ohiodean: -- -- mad_e: -- -- Bassman59: -- -- jimmyyjoe: -- -- Hassenfeffer: Ah Ks aussiebattler: -- -- bighamsternek: -- -- Juxtaposa: -- -- wopperlady: -- --

Pre-flop: Bassman59 folds. jimmyyjoe folds. Hassenfeffer raises to $.10. aussiebattler folds. bighamsternek folds. Juxtaposa folds. wopperlady folds. ohiodean folds. mad_e calls.

Flop (board: 4h 5c 5s): [I bet because I think I am ahead]

mad_e checks. Hassenfeffer bets $.05. mad_e calls.

Turn (board: 4h 5c 5s 3c):

mad_e checks. Hassenfeffer bets $.10. mad_e calls. [If he has 67, maybe I will find out. but the check-call seems weak.]

River (board: 4h 5c 5s 3c 4d):

mad_e checks. Hassenfeffer checks. [What would you do here?]

Showdown: mad_e shows 7s 9s. [oh, he needed a 6] mad_e has 9s 4h 5c 5s 4d: two pair, fives and fours. Hassenfeffer shows Ah Ks. Hassenfeffer has Ah 4h 5c 5s 4d: two pair, fives and fours, ace kicker.
Hand #34294923-31558 Summary: $.02 is raked from a pot of $.52. Hassenfeffer wins $.50 with two pair, fives and fours.

[Thanks for playing "buddy"]

Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #1.1

Do you think sweetening the pot like this is a good idea?

Hand #34294923-31532 at Bogalusa ($.05/$.10 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBetStarted at 06/Sep/06 23:28:16
pfb8888 is at seat 0 with $4.59.
ohiodean is at seat 1 with $1.20.
mad_e is at seat 2 with $3.95.
Bassman59 is at seat 3 with $5.16.
jimmyyjoe is at seat 4 with $5.09.
Hassenfeffer is at seat 5 with $4.88.
aussiebattler is at seat 6 with $8.08.
bighamsternek is at seat 7 with $12.26.
Juxtaposa is at seat 8 with $5.92.
wopperlady is at seat 9 with $3.42.

The button is at seat 3.
jimmyyjoe posts the small blind of $.02.
Hassenfeffer posts the big blind of $.05.
pfb8888: -- -- ohiodean: -- -- mad_e: -- -- Bassman59: -- -- jimmyyjoe: -- -- Hassenfeffer: Qd As aussiebattler: -- -- bighamsternek: -- -- Juxtaposa: -- -- wopperlady: -- --

Pre-flop: aussiebattler folds. bighamsternek calls. Juxtaposa folds. wopperlady folds. pfb8888 folds. ohiodean calls. mad_e calls. Bassman59 folds. jimmyyjoe folds. Hassenfeffer raises to $.10. bighamsternek calls. ohiodean calls. mad_e calls.
[No one is going to fold to my bet here. they will have the odss to call. Bbut I have big cards and can assume I have the best hand at this point. That alone seems reason enough to get more money into the pot. So, would you do this?]

Flop (board: 7h 6c 8s):

Hassenfeffer bets $.05. [Did that hit anyone?] bighamsternek calls. ohiodean folds. mad_e calls.

Turn (board: 7h 6c 8s Qh): [This hand is mine.]

Hassenfeffer bets $.10. bighamsternek calls. mad_e calls.

River (board: 7h 6c 8s Qh Ks):

Hassenfeffer checks. [Maybe one of these yahoos called me down with K8 or some crap like that?] bighamsternek checks. mad_e checks.

Showdown: Hassenfeffer shows Qd As. Hassenfeffer has Qd As 8s Qh Ks: a pair of queens. bighamsternek mucks cards. (bighamsternek has 4c 3c.) mad_e mucks cards. (mad_e has 9s Ac.)

Hand #34294923-31532 Summary: $.04 is raked from a pot of $.87. Hassenfeffer wins $.83 with a pair of queens.

[Goody, I win. Comments?]

Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #1

Ok, sat down at a empty .05/.10 table on UB with $5 . Some guy played 8 hands with me and I took $.82 right away from him. He got up and left. I went to find a full table. Cleared .03 of bonus!

Over the next 1.5 hrs I took my $5 to $6.55 and cleared $.94 of bonus.

Dealt 104 hands
Saw 22 flops
Won 9 hands

Of the hands I won, I won 86% of them on the river. I pretty mush had to show down the best cards. People were paying me off with some awful hands on their part. I have 3 new "buddies" to follow.

I did note that I did not check raise the entire time. Lee Jones says it is an important way to get more money into the pot if you have ahuge hand. I'm not sure I missed any check raising opportunites. It seems like I was mostly up against calling stations. I'll post a few hands later.

Total winnings + bonus for night = $3.34

Hassenfeffer's Journey into the land of limit #0

I pledge to start playing low limit holdem on a regualr basis and report in.

Also, I am reading the Lee Jones book on limit holdem and I may comment from time to time.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Take that vile cards!

So I guess we all know who won the 1st annual "I am better than you are" poker tournament! That's right: ME! Hmmm. I think that will be the name of every tournament I win. Only the ones I win get that title though. I think that is fair.

Seriously, I hope everyone had a good time Sunday night. We'll do it again next time I win a big score. I estimate that to be between three and seven years from now. Be prepared!